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About Edward Petty

Consultant with Petty, Michel & Associates, Author of Marketing Manager System, the Goal Driven Business www.GoalDriven.com. Father and grandfather, husband, student, active in athletics, and in health and environmental causes.

Be Dangerous – In Chiropractic and Healthcare, Standup for Your Patients

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standing with integrity and purpose

Integrity and Purpose are the Keys to Your Growth in
Your Chiropractic and Healthcare Practice

We live in a world where what we perceive can be manipulated.

Advertising, public relations, and sophisticated behavior modification strategies are powerful tools. They can generate consensus, approval, and demand for a product, service, or idea.

A status quo is generated and supported this way.

For example, when I was a kid, everyone smoked cigarettes. Everywhere. It was heavily pushed and advertised — with M.D.’s no less. And by the Federal Government! (I still remember some of the slogans…! “Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.”)

For years, research continued to show that cigarettes were very unhealthy, but this threatened those who profited from their sales.

If you challenged the manufactured consensus and the messaging, you were attacked, like this man was…

Dr. Jeffrey Wigand was a Vice President of Research and Development at Brown & Williamson – tobacco company. In the mid-1990s, he exposed that industry giants were intentionally engineering cigarettes to be more addictive. They responded with a powerful negative P.R. campaign, compiling a 500-page dossier of smears to brand him a liar and using anonymous death threats to silence his testimony.

Cigarettes finally moved to the sidelines, but those same companies (Philip Morris and R.J. Reynolds) moved into the cheap (addictive and harmful) food business—buying up corporations such as Kraft and Nabisco.

There is a money-making complex of industries in which one hand greases the other, a matrix that includes captured lawmakers and professional organizations. Their interests are money and control to keep the money coming. And they have powerful tools to keep this game going.

Many of us are not always familiar with the details, and your patients may be naïve about the attacks launched and sustained through direct and indirect campaigns by these industries.

But to whatever degree you are aware of it, you are on the battlefield – as a player or a piece.

And if you speak up and speak out, if you stand up for your purpose — you can be attacked.

That’s what happened to these doctors:

Peter McCullough, M.D., a renowned cardiologist and professor, was an academic pillar until he advocated early, repurposed treatments for COVID-19. His protocols threatened the pharma-only mandate, so the establishment unleashed a negative P.R. campaign, branding him a “misinformation spreader.” They stripped his journal editor roles, forced him out of his university health system, and revoked his board certifications.

Pierre Kory, M.D., a leading critical care specialist, promoted protocols similar to McCullough’s early protocols. He was attacked for disseminating “dangerous misinformation,” and faced platform censorship, suppressed Senate testimony, and lost hospital affiliations. The American Board of Internal Medicine later revoked his certifications.

Simone Gold, M.D., J.D., an emergency physician and founder of America’s Frontline Doctors, spoke against mandated protocols. The establishment painted her as “unhinged,” deplatformed her group, fired her, and she was arrested and sentenced to prison after January 6.

Eric Nepute, D.C., a vocal chiropractor, got the full-on attack. He dared to suggest that patients focus on immune-supporting nutrients like Vitamin D, Zinc, and Quercetin. The federal government responded by suing him for a theoretical penalty of half a trillion dollars—an absurd effort to bankrupt him and terrify any other practitioner from prioritizing natural health over the pharmaceutical mandate. (I’d say he has bragging rights!)

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For decades, the chiropractic profession has been the target of this exact same machinery.

When you have a product, service, or clinical truth that threatens a vested interest, you will be fought. So, you are encouraged to hide out. Stay safe. Be agreeable and… tame.

But when you hide, compromise, or try to be “accepted” by a corrupt medical establishment, you are indistinguishable from the thousands of other providers they already control.

They win.

But when you are “dangerous” — when you stand firmly for the truth that the body is designed to heal, not to be a lifetime customer of the pharmaceutical treadmill, you become a beacon.

You are then no longer just a piece on their game board.

Patients today are not looking for more of the same. They are looking for a doctor who stands for real health.

Being dangerous is your greatest marketing asset. It builds a level of trust that no institution can break.

The patients who are waking up to this reality will seek you out because you are a target. They will trust you because you refused to compromise.

Oh, Dr. Nepute — he is even more dangerous now. He operates 30 clinics!

Stand for the truth and help more people be healthy. That is how you build a business.

Don’t be a piece… be a player.

Be Dangerous…

…and Goal Driven,

Ed

P.S. Doctors McCullough, Kory, and Simone – and others – will be speaking at the Wisconsin Society of Chiropractic Society of Wisconsin’s VAXCON, April 24-25 at the Dells, WI. See you there! Link.

*References

On Dr. Jeffrey Wigand & The Tobacco Industry: 

·  On the “Tobacco-to-Food” Strategy: 

·  On the Doctors (McCullough, Kory, Gold): 

·  On Dr. Eric Nepute:

Maybe You Are Focusing On the Wrong Thing in Your Chiropractic Healthcare Practice

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chiropractors looking at chiropractic x-rays

Your best marketing tool may surprise you

I was asked to help an office a few years back with their marketing. It was a three-doctor office.

Did we work on discount ads, promotions, talks, and social media? No! I am all for these approaches, but I wanted to look at something else first.

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Marketing begins with what you are putting into the market — your product or your service outcome.

In this practice’s case, it was a “person who was healthier, relieved of pain, and had a great experience.” A person who had a “Wow!” experience.

THAT is what we worked on. We role-played, reviewed Days 1 and 2, and discussed different cases with the senior doctor. We trained on techniques and reviewed clinical procedures.

The focus was on the doctor’s services.

There was nothing really wrong with the quality of their service — they had been in business for many years. But after a while, I figured it would help to “sharpen the saw.”

Yes, we also worked with the staff and ran some promotions, but the primary effort was to refocus the doctors’ attention on their skills, training, and patient care.

And their numbers went up!

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I have seen this go both ways more than once.

Another example is a long-time client who has been using a new chiropractic technique for the last couple of years. He has told me how he finds this technique very effective and that he is getting the best results ever. His office has grown and stayed steady.

On the other hand, I see doctors too often become focused on scripts, office policies, or promotions. While these need to be addressed, they are not the purpose of the practice.

That is why I always stress the importance of getting one of your team members trained as a manager — even part-time. This allows you to delegate much of your management and marketing work so you can focus on providing superior service and generating extraordinary results.

If you focus on the quality of your care and get great results — if you get “Wow!”s from patients who exclaim about not only their outcome but the care they receive from you and your team — your numbers WILL go up.

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Take a few minutes to think about this. It is easy to get caught up in statistics and the latest management “operating system.” Fine — that is part of running a business.

But first and foremost, review the quality of your completed cases — not just “visits.” Then improve them.

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The Goal Driven System for Your Chiropractic, Healthcare, and Service Business

Our Goal Driven System includes a manager who supports the team, the doctors, and the patients — and the marketing! We cover this in our book, The Goal Driven Business, which you can grab on Amazon.

You don’t need a manager if you are at 50% capacity or less. But once you start hitting 60% or more, or have multiple doctors and providers, you should have someone to help with marketing and team support. It is not a bossy type of role, but someone who can pick up the odds and ends so you to keep your attention on patient results.

In the meantime, your best marketing is constantly improving the delivery of service to your patients.

That is your #1 goal.

Keep the “End in Mind,” as Dr. Stephen Covey said!

Ed

P.S. We are rolling out our new and updated Practice MBA program for practice managers and clinic directors this fall — stay tuned!

Trust in Physicians and Hospitals Crashing – An Opportunity for Chiropractic and Independent Doctors

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chiropractic assistant welcoming a family of patients. Your Opportunity is Now

A landmark JAMA Network Open 50 state study (2024) found trust in physicians and hospitals plummeted from 71.5% in 2020 to 40.1% in 2024—a 31 point drop across every age and income group.*

Gallup confirms the free fall: confidence in the CDC and FDA is at record lows, and only 18% of Americans now view the pharmaceutical industry positively.*

I am sure this doesn’t surprise you – or anyone in chiropractic or natural health—and even many in mainstream medicine. Despite marketing, lobbying, and billions in PR, Big Pharma isn’t fooling everyone anymore.

I just read an article by researcher James Lyons Weiler, PhD who cites the same data and adds:

“A 2023/2024 global analysis of 2,500+ patient organizations showed pharma’s reputation falling from COVID era highs, with U.S. patient groups rating the industry ‘Excellent/Good’ dropping from 65% to 57%.”

He also mentions Dr. Eric Berg, who has 14.5 million YouTube subscribers. An AI driven review of 102,000 comments across 152 videos on his channel revealed something bigger than diet tips. Viewers share personal stories of reversing illness through nutrition while expressing fury toward mainstream medicine, pharma influence, and decades of failed dietary dogma.

Oh…did I mention that Dr. Berg is a D.C.! (How many subscribers do you have? Lol)

Weiler cautions that YouTube comments aren’t a representative sample—but the passion matches national surveys: not mild skepticism, but documented anger. (“A society of healthy people is a big threat to the pharmaceutical industry.” — 4,229 likes.)*

You’ve heard the same from your patients—and from MDs, nurses, and whistleblowers who’ve paid the price for honesty. The industry is captured. Even AI built on “medical consensus” logic tends to reinforce circular reasoning, never asking who funds the evidence base sustaining the trillion dollar medical machine.*

HOW TO LEVERAGE THE GREAT MEDICAL DISTRUST

This presents a heightened opportunity for you to step out and be the provider your community can trust.

As chiropractic and natural healthcare professionals, you’ve always stood outside the medical matrix and big pharma oligarchy. In marketing terms, that’s positioning: you are positioned in the marketplace as providing natural, honest wellness for the whole family.

We applied these principles when we built our 25 office Wisconsin network—and it worked. Our constant theme:

“Pain Relief and Better Health, Naturally.”

(Contact me if you want details on how we positioned ourselves as trusted neighbors in our communities.)

And the fact is, natural health providers are growing in popularity.

Data from 2024-2025 state boards and public review platforms show chiropractic care continuing to rise — patient satisfaction averaging 4.8 out of 5 stars (roughly 98 % positive feedback). Google search interest for “chiropractor near me” still 30 percent above pre pandemic levels.*

And a Gallup–Palmer survey trends confirm that more than six in ten Americans now view chiropractors favorably—the opposite trajectory of hospitals and drug companies. In short, while institutional medicine loses trust, chiropractic earns it.*

There are similar uptrends with naturopaths and independent MD’s.

And by the way, you won’t find this in most AI ‘fact checks.’ Their results will sound neutral because they’re trained to protect the same institutions that lost our trust.

Today, with physician trust down 31 points, millions are actively searching for professionals who will simply tell the truth.

And when hospitals, drug ads, and agencies lose credibility, the public doesn’t abandon health—they go looking for it elsewhere.

Let them find you!

ACTION STEPS

  1. Educate openly.
  2. Highlight independence.
  3. Emphasize natural health.
  4. Increase face to face contact.
  5. Use social proof — testimonials, not slick ads.
  6. Collaborate with fellow independents.
  7. Train empathy, not scripts.

In this climate, trust is your strongest marketing asset.

Ed Petty
Petty, Michel & Associates
Your trusted partner in practice development since 1988.

*JAMA Network Open (2024); Gallup Poll (2023); U.S. Senate HSGAC Hearing (2020); AAPS Archive; Virginia Pilot; Maine Board Order 2022 25; Gallup–Palmer College of Chiropractic (2022); CDC NHIS 2017 2022; Iowa & Florida Board Reports (2023–24); Google Trends 2019 2025; Healthgrades/Zocdoc Review Data (2024); James Lyons Weiler PhD, Popular Rationalism (Substack).

For a less biased AI experience, try Alter.systems.

Do You Need an Attitude Adjustment? Does Your Chiropractic and Healthcare Practice Need an Adjustment?

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Marketing always begins with the right attitude

Your chiropractic practice starts with marketing. But marketing starts with attitude.

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A FEW YEARS BACK, a long-time client called and asked if I’d visit his office to help two new associates grow their caseloads.

I took the two young chiropractors out to lunch. Both were eager and not shy about their goals — large practices, and confident they’d match their boss’s caseload within a year. When I asked why their numbers were still low, they blamed the owner’s lack of advertising and suggested the office needed a better brochure.

I told them marketing comes down to a caring attitude about people and having an interested attitude in how they were doing. They nodded enthusiastically. “Absolutely!”

Then I said, “Look around this restaurant and pick out someone. Imagine a possible issue they may have that you could help with.” Both associates avoided looking at anyone and changed the subject back to themselves.

I asked each for a business card. Neither had one.

Having predicted this in advance, I’d taken several cards from the office before lunch and placed two in front of each of them. Then I said, “I’d like you to get up, find someone at the bar, introduce yourself, and hand them your card. If possible, make an appointment.”

They looked at me as if they’d seen a ghost. They slumped in their chairs. Neither would do it. I suggested they try the cashier, the waitress, or the manager. Their fear turned to dismissiveness, as if the exercise were beneath them.

We went back to the office, discussed the situation with the owner, and over the following weeks, the two associates decided to leave and start their own practice.

Was I being too demanding? No. They could have introduced themselves to the manager, mentioned they were new in town, and made a natural connection. Instead, they were hiding out, unproductive, and mildly complaining.

It was a matter of attitude—and they failed the drill.

IN ANOTHER INSTANCE, I visited a new doctor whose office was in an upscale strip mall. He told me that he felt stuck. He was confident in his skills but couldn’t figure out how to generate clients. He wore cowboy boots and looked a little rough around the edges, but he was friendly and seemed to have a great service attitude.

I went over some basics of handing out cards and suggested he meet five new people in the strip mall over lunch. I offered to come along.

He gazed at me for a moment — processing, I suppose — then popped up and said he didn’t need my help and would be back soon. No more than fifteen minutes passed before he walked back in with a man and woman, deep in conversation. He led them to his office. When I returned from lunch, they were just leaving.

Beaming, he said he’d only spoken to three people, but the last two were so interested that he brought them in—and they’d signed on as new patients. He said the whole thing was fun and planned to do more of it.

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There are many approaches to effective marketing. But all of them start with the right attitudes.

How’s yours? How about your team’s?

I think we all need an attitude nudge or adjustment now and then. (Coaches can help!)

The good news is that your attitude is something you can control. It is all yours. When needed, check and adjust those attitudes, and help more people.

Cowboy boots are optional.

—Ed
PS. Contact me anytime if you want or need an attitude adjustment. 😊

I have observed 8 key attitudes for effective marketing. Download NOW: Successful Marketing Attitudes- 2026

(This story is a condensed version from my book, The Goal Driven Business. You can find many more stories from in the field consulting for over 30 years.)

Practice Fundamentals: Communication and Control in Your Chiropractic and Healthcare Practice

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Team meeting about controlling the game and communicating with each other.Team meeting about controlling the game and communicating with each other.

“Get the fundamentals down
and the level of everything you do will rise” Michael Jordan

It’s always the basics. The fundamentals. It sports or in your chiropractic or healthcare practice.

This is what all efforts to improve performance – and health — go back to.

All of your efforts in practice management boil down to communication and control.

All the books on procedures, patient management, and practice management can be distilled down to communication and control. Those are the basics you need to get to your goals and those of your patients.

  • Doctors, and staff, that have excellent communication with their patients have many referrals and a busy practice.
  • Doctors who communicate well with their staff have a happy and full practice.
  • Doctors that have positive control with their patients see their patients succeed.
  • And business owners that have proactive control over the office – are prosperous.

Of course, the inverse of these facts is also true. Whether out of fear, confusion, or fatigue, when these fundamentals are not administered, things don’t go well.

COMMUNICATION

“Most people do not listen with the intent to understand;
they listen with the intent to reply.” — Stephen Covey

I was recently helping a doctor and the practice manager improve their patient financial consultations. The manager and doctor had worked out what to say that they liked. They called it a “script.”

A few months passed, and I noticed their patient retention had not improved. Neither had collections or other metrics. When we did some training on how the patient consultations were performed, we found that the staff focused on the memorized script, not the patient. Their communication was robotic, and they never got to know the patient. We replaced the script with a simple outline and let the staff get to know the patients. Visit average and collections improved.

Good communication is alive, interested, and empathetic. It results in understanding.

CONTROL

“It’s not what we do once in a while that shapes our lives.
It’s what we do consistently.” — Tony Robbins

Another office we worked with complained about low collections. They had plenty of new patients — the veteran doctor got great results. After investigating, we found that the report of findings and treatment plans were rarely completed, and scheduling was hit-and-miss at best.

And that’s not all. The doctor and staff often came to work just a few minutes before patients came in. Sometimes they came in late.

This office was out of control — and so were the patients.

Positive control is moving a project, patient, or condition from one status to a predetermined goal. This is what a procedure does. A well-run business has procedures, protocols, and systems that it adheres to achieve its daily and weekly goals.

MANAGEMENT

Management is implementing effective procedures, with excellent communication, to achieve goals.

In all your practice improvement efforts, check first if the procedures are being done, and then if they need to be improved or removed. Then, look at the quality and quantity of communication used to implement the procedures.

Improve the fundamentals — your patient and team communication and control — and you will have a prosperous and happy spring.

Seize your future – with a smile!

Ed

(reissued and updated.)

Old-School Chiropractic Healthcare Marketing with a Great ROI

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a room of patients at a chiropractic lecture

Keeping it Real

I JUST SAW A VIDEO OF ROBOTS operating on a chicken egg — without cracking it. The article predicted that it won’t be long before robots will be performing live surgery on humans.

Possibly.

But given how AI has been developing exponentially, it’s “probably” a lot more than “possibly.”

AI is also showing up more in marketing. You can create avatars that look like you, talk like you, and ask for your email to make an appointment. Kinda cool, right? Sure, and I don’t doubt that it works — at least for a while.

But as the world becomes more robotized (or, robot-omized), what you have becomes even more valuable.

  • You have LIFE.
  • You are real and can feel.
  • You are like your patients and potential patients.

This is, and always has been, the Unique Selling Proposition of chiropractic – the human touch, person to person. Grass roots and local.

With this in mind, I want to remind you of an old-school, very inexpensive marketing procedure to review and try.

The Chiropractic Care Class 2.0
(Patient Ed. in the Age of Robots)

Decades ago, the classic Spinal Care Class (also known by many other names) was an “onboarding workshop” for all new and reactivated patients.

Back in the day, some offices required attendance before accepting a patient. Of course, each patient was advised to bring a guest, as “there will be cooperative exercises” that will require a partner.

The content was simple yet effective:

  • Introduction to chiropractic principles
  • The three phases of care
  • Everyday tips for reclaiming and maintaining health

Time to Bring It Back — With a Twist

If you’re not doing this now, consider it.

If you’ve done it before and have stopped, take it out of the garage, clean it up, update it, and take it for another spin.

You could freshen up the title. For example:

“From Pain to Power: Your Nervous System Reboot”

There are many different actions we have seen over the years that make these classes successful, and I’m not going to include them now. (If you have a tip or two, please post in the comment section below. Share a few!)

But for sure, give some thought to these:

  • Explain in the Report of Findings that you have a health workshop for all new patients.

“We’ve found that patients who attend recover faster and stay healthier longer.”

  • You can have a local organic food store supply some treats. They get free promotion!
  • Keep the workshop active and physical. 60% talk, 50% demo. For example:
    • Range of motion check
    • Trigger point location. (Partner up!)
    • “String of Life” alignment demo
    • Example of a leg length test by a doctor
    • Simple breathing drills
  • Bring in organic pizzas for after-class mingling — guests stay for a no-charge eval invitation, then join the pizza party.

Once the class ends, the magic happens: patients, guests, staff, and doctors all talking, laughing, and sharing. It feels less like an event and more like a community gathering.

Implementation Made Easy

I’d recommend:

  • Delegate one person in the office – “Workshop Coordinator.”
  • Hold the event 2x’s a month.
  • All staff and doctors attend at least 1x per month.

Yea, it takes work. But it’s an old-school marketing program that works and has a great ROI.

You reinforce what makes chiropractic extraordinary: a LIVE, human, heart-centered connection that no algorithm can imitate.

You’re building not just a patient base — you’re creating Health Driven Chiropractic Community Members.

“The more your patients know,

the further they’ll go!”

–Ed

The Need for Marketing Never Goes Away

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Spring Marketing Calendar

goal driven spring marketing planner for the chiropractic office

(The need for marketing NEVER goes away,no matter how busy you are. So reminders are useful! Updated and reissued newsletter from 2023!)

Daylight Savings Time starts in a week here in the U.S (March 8, 2026). And across the northern part of our Planet, Spring begins in 4 weeks (March 20th). And not to be too pedantic, Meteorological Spring has already started (March 1.) (Guess that would be autumn for you all in the southern hemisphere.)

In any event, now is a great time to plan and “giddyup” (slang – American, move faster, get going) your marketing for these upcoming active months!

The Need for Marketing Never Goes Away

No matter how full your practice is, the need for marketing never goes away.

Marketing is business and business is marketing.

Putting something valuable in the marketplace that other people want and will pay for – that is marketing. And that is your business.

The type of marketing you do varies depending on the condition and circumstances of your business. If you are just beginning a practice, you must spend a large percentage of your time and budget on marketing, especially direct response marketing. If you have built up your business, the focus of your marketing can be more on retaining your patients, creating alliances, and world-class customer service and outcomes.

Marketing covers a broad spectrum of activities, but all are, or should be, designed to generate new patients and keep the ones you have.

Trends for the future indicate that, in the end, the best and surest marketing will be customer services and outcomes. The communication channels are so packed and manufactured that your messages will get lost unless you have millions to spend. And now we have AI marketing – ads that robots put together.

THEREFORE, THE BEST MARKETING WILL ALWAYS BE PERSONAL – relationship based. You and your people — authentic and interested in your patients and the individuals in your community – delivering extraordinary service and outcomes.

Marketing Plan

Practically speaking, it helps to plan your marketing.

Plan your work and then work your plan, right? So, I have attached a sample marketing plan (link below at the end of the blog article) to help you outline what to do. It is a sample and gives structure to managing your marketing. We’ve used one like this for years, and it works. Make your own and customize it to fit your needs.

And stay tuned for a new service we will offer to help you with your marketing.

But for now, Happy Spring!

Spring Forward!

Ed

*Contact me for help! Email: Ed@pmaworks.com, or 414-332-4511.

Download the Spring Marketing Plan  2026 March 3 Spring Marketing Plan

Why Things Don’t Get Done in Your Chiropractic and Healthcare Practice

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everybody, somebody, anybody, nobody taking responsibility in a chiropractic office

The Importance of Goal Driven Job Checklists

Why don’t things get done in a chiropractic practice – or any professional practice?

It’s rarely laziness. It’s usually just a lack of clarity.

Last week we discussed Accountability — and how it helps grow and sustain a practice.

There is real science behind this, but it is sort of obvious. People perform better when they have something, or someone, giving them feedback!

Like a coach! (Hi! Call me! 🖐️😁)

But in order to be accountable for something, you kinda need to know what it is that you are being accountable for.

That’s where the work activities break down.

We say we want accountability — but we haven’t clearly defined responsibility.

That is why job descriptions matter.

Most of these, the ones I have seen, are so confusing as to be impractical.

A good job description defines what it is that you are responsible for…and why. It defines the purpose of the job, its specific duties, and its outcomes.

And those outcomes…? You can measure them.

With a good job description, a person knows what they are responsible for and they have the stats that shows them how they are doing.

They can be their own manager!

Now the CEO/Clinic Director doesn’t have to police. They get to coach and that’s the culture we want.

Here are the 4 parts of a Goal Driven job description, or what I call a Job Checklists:

  1. Purpose of the job.
  2. Duties of the job.
  3. Outcomes of the job.
  4. Statistics (metrics, Key Performance Indicators) of the job.

Here’s a fast example:

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Chiropractic Front Desk Coordinator

Purpose

  1. Ensure that patients complete their programs by keeping their appointments.
  2. Keep the appointment book full, rescheduled appointments to a minimum, and ensure patient flow is smooth and efficient.

Duties

  1. Always answered the phone with a smile.
  2. Greeted every patient personally when they entered the office with a smile, by their first/last name, as appropriate.
  3. Followed clinic and office policies as outlined in our office manual.
  4. Confirmed appointments as necessary for the next day’s schedule.
  5. Ensured that all patients had a treatment plan and set multiple schedules off them
  6. Ensured that the flow of patients never got jammed or “plugged up.” Got help when needed to “unplug” the flow.
  7. Never let patients wait more than 15 minutes.
  8. Asked for patient referrals each day.
  9. …

Outcomes

  1. All patients are scheduled for their appointments
  2. All patients keeping their appointments.

Performance Monitors

  1. Percentage of Kept Appointments
  2. Office Visits

This is a sample, but I am sure it comes close to what your front desk does… or should do.

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Review your job checklist with your team monthly. Improve them and use them for training. You can co-coach each other!

But remember: responsibility comes before accountability.

Help others take responsibility for achieving their goals.

  • Define it.
  • Measure it.
  • Coach it.

And stay Goal Driven.

Ed

P.S.

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, Nobody

“There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.”

– Charles R. Swindoll

Lisa, Congratulations on 10 Years of Service!

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Dave Michel and Ed Petty presenting Lisa Barnett with 10 year service award

Dave Michel, Lisa Barnett, Ed Petty

Dave Michel and Ed Petty recently met with Lisa Barnett to present her with a 10 year service award.

Over the past 10 years Lisa, a “jack of all trades”, has been a valuable consultant assisting clients with troubleshooting billing and collection issues, working with clinics through Medicare audits, and credentialing new doctors among many other tasks.  If it has anything to do with insurance/billing/collections, Lisa is your go to person!

In addition, she also assists clinics with determining the value of their practice.

Please join us in congratulating Lisa Barnett for her 10 years of Service with Petty, Michel and Associates.

If you’d like to learn more about Lisa and the services she provides visit  Lisa Barnett  or call 920-334-4561.

Accountability Can Create a Goal Driven Chiropractic and Healthcare Practice

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Practice owner overseeing a goal driven chiropractic business

From Personality-Driven to Goal-Driven

I don’t recall a single doctor — chiropractor, dentist, or podiatrist — telling me they wanted to be chained to their practice so they could never leave it.

Nearly every doctor I’ve worked with wanted a business that was not entirely dependent upon their daily production or constant supervision.

Michael Gerber (The E-Myth) wrote about the system-driven business. Others talk about team-driven practice. I talk about a Goal Driven Practice.

In every case, the objective is the same:

The business should not depend on the personality of the owner.

I make a clear distinction between a Personality-Driven Practice and a Goal-Driven Practice:

An essential difference is accountability.

HOW ACCOUNTABILITY TRANSFORMS A PRACTICE

In a Personality-Driven Practice, results rise and fall with the owner’s energy and oversight. They are the driver of everything.

But a structured accountability system changes this.

A Goal-Driven Practice operates like a team sport. There’s a scoreboard. There are defined positions. Everyone knows their role, and everyone can see the score.

The numbers provide objective feedback. Roles clarify ownership. Goals define what winning means. Regular review keeps the team aligned and improving.

There is a great deal of science, actually, on how accountability improves performance. (See below)

THREE DRIVERS OF A GOAL DRIVEN CHIROPRACTIC PRACTICE

1. Clear Ownership of Outcomes

Every role should have one or two numbers that answer: “What results am I responsible for?”

These are the practical goals that need to be achieved each month.

2. Regular Review and Supportive Feedback

Numbers must be:

  • Reviewed consistently (Monthly, weekly)
  • Shown in trends, not just totals
  • Discussed openly, without blame
  • Action plans and coaching for improvement

We don’t always face, as Jim Collins says in his book, Good to Great, the “Brutal Facts.” Just facing up to them each month is a step forward.

For example, you can look at your bank account at the end of each month. Is the trend going up, or down? Discuss this with your spouse and consider what actions to take to improve what you see. Do this regularly!

3. Clear Purpose

Numbers without purpose become mechanical and soulless.

It is what the numbers represent that counts. When people understand why their role matters and how their outcomes serve patients, performance becomes meaningful.

The purpose is the higher level goal that gives you the reason for everything you do.

A SIMPLE EXAMPLE of CREATING A GOAL DRIVEN CHIROPRACTIC PRACTICE

At a monthly team meeting, each team member reports on their key numbers.

“Cheryl, how did we do at the front desk this month?”

“We beat our goal — 91% kept appointments, up from 88% last month. Visits increased from 1150 to 1204.”

The doctor acknowledges the wins and may ask what was done to improve performance. Then, the next team member gives their report. After everyone is through, the doctor asks each person about their goals for the new month.

Lastly, the chiropractor-CEO discusses some version of the purpose of the clinic. Perhaps with a story or testimonial and ends the meeting.

This process done over and over can help create a goal driven chiropractic practice.

I think the funny thing is… that we are all on scoreboards, we just don’t know it! (Lol) Maybe we look at our numbers now and then, but not on a regular basis! Or get our teams to do the same.

Read this newsletter/article again and put it to work. You’ll see your numbers improve!

And, as always, stay …Goal Driven,

Ed

P.S. If you have questions or would like some help transforming your practice into a Goal Driven business, please contact me. (Ed at goaldriven dot com.)

**References

Goal-Setting and Feedback
Locke, E. A., & Latham, G. P. (2002).
Building a practically useful theory of goal setting and task motivation.
American Psychologist.

Key finding:
Specific goals combined with feedback produce significantly higher performance than vague goals or no feedback.

Feedback Loops Improve Performance
Kluger, A. N., & DeNisi, A. (1996).
The effects of feedback interventions on performance.

Key finding:
Performance improves when feedback is frequent, task-focused, and tied to clear standards. Poorly designed feedback harms performance; structured accountability improves it.

. Scorecards and Visibility
Kaplan, R. S., & Norton, D. P. (1996).
The Balanced Scorecard.

Key contribution:
Organizations that use visible performance metrics aligned to strategy outperform those that rely on financial results alone.

Thoughts on The Goal Driven Business

I WISH I WOULD’VE HAD THIS BOOK 30 YEARS AGO!

Mr. Ed Petty takes his reader on an entrepreneurial safari, complete with a roadmap for success. This is a relatable, actionable business or practice guide for conquering the challenges that come along with business ownership or private practice. I have personally worked with Mr. Petty for years as he has helped me to convert my extremely personality-driven practice to a goal-driven practice. I am so grateful our paths crossed when they did. I wish I would’ve had this book 30 years ago! What an amazing compilation of the process of building a solid, goal-driven business. The author takes you through literally every “phase” of business practice and “chunks” it up into actionable steps. If you own a business, you need to read “The Goal Driven Business.”!!

Ann Metzler, D.C. Group Practice Owner ( 2 offices, 5 doctors) [LINK]

Marketing: The Benefits of Positioning, Football, Food, and Chiropractic

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“Chiropractic just makes you feel so much better… as long as I see the chiropractor, I feel like I’m one step ahead of the game.” Tom Brady (7× Super Bowl Champion, 5× Super Bowl MVP, 3× League MVP, 15× Pro Bowler, Considered GOAT.)“Chiropractic just makes you feel so much better… as long as I see the chiropractor, I feel like I’m one step ahead of the game.”
Tom Brady (7× Super Bowl Champion, 5× Super Bowl MVP, 3× League MVP, 15× Pro Bowler, Considered GOAT.)

For those of you who are Patriots fans, Sunday was a tough loss.

But Seahawks fans (the 12s), you’ve got to be feeling pretty good. That was a clinic in defensive strategy.

I enjoyed the game, but here’s what caught my attention – nearly half the country watched the Super Bowl. That’s significant — not because of football, but because of what people pay attention to.

And that brings me to the subject of positioning.

Positioning is a marketing concept that means borrowing meaning from things people already trust, admire, or desire—and letting that meaning transfer to your service.

This weekend gave us two very relevant examples.

2 THINGS PEOPLE CARE ABOUT
(That Relate Directly to Chiropractic)

1. Sports

People of all ages love sports. Sports require physical health, mental focus—and I’d even say spiritual discipline. You must be healthy to perform, and health is your department.

There’s also a reason every professional football team has a chiropractor. If you haven’t looked into it, check out the Professional Football Chiropractic Society:

https://www.profootballchiros.com/

 

2. Healthy Food: RealFood.gov

During halftime, a public-health PSA aired promoting real food and warning about ultra-processed diets. In the spot, Mike Tyson spoke candidly about his own struggles with obesity and the tragic loss of his sister, who died young from a heart attack linked to obesity.

His line was blunt (and memorable):

“We’re the most powerful country in the world, and we have the most obese, fudgy people.”

The ad was funded by the Department of Health and Human Services, currently headed by RFK Jr., who has attended chiropractic conventions and spoken at chiropractic colleges.

These are not fringe ideas. These are mainstream conversations.

WHAT THE RESEARCH TELLS US

This shift isn’t anecdotal. The data supports it:

U.S. adults using at least one complementary health approach nearly doubled, from 19.2% in 2002 to 36.7% in 2022.*

Among adults aged 50–80, 66% report using at least one integrative health strategy.*

People love sports. Real food is being promoted nationally.

And more Americans are using natural health care.

So the question becomes: How Do You Join the Party?

There are lots of ways. Here are a few proven ones.

1. Be the change.
As Gandhi is said to have put it—be the change you want to see. Exercise. Eat well. Get adjusted.

2. Make it a core value.
Support your team in practical ways to help them move better, eat better, and stay healthy.

3. Communicate it relentlessly.
Table talk. Newsletters. Social media. Don’t assume people “get it.” Repetition builds positioning.

4. Create health allies.
Build relationships with owners of athletic businesses—golf courses, gyms, yoga studios, CrossFit boxes—and with coaches at schools or special programs. Cross-refer appropriately. Relationships matter.

5. Provide workshops.
Education beats advertising.

Include consultations and screenings. Partner with a pro or business owner when possible. Share a couple of success stories—with photos.

For example, we’ve done this successfully with golf workshops, co-hosted with chiropractors and a golf pro. Titles included:

  • Golf and Back Pain – Reducing Back Pain in Golf
  • Generating Increased Power in the Golf Swing
  • Improving Distance and Accuracy

We had strong turnout, immediate new patients, and more followed.

Golf season is right around the corner—and I’ve been told golf is a sport (lol).

Here are other natural workshop opportunities:

  • Gyms
  • Runners / Endurance sports
  • Cycling / CrossFit
  • Recreational & youth sports
  • Organic food stores

Sports. Real food. Good health. Your chiropractic services.

For the win!

Keep Drivin’,

Ed

P.S. If you’d like help applying this in your practice, you know where to find me. 🖐️

References:

https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/nih-analysis-reveals-significant-rise-use-complementary-health-approaches-especially-pain-management

https://ihpi.umich.edu/national-poll-healthy-aging/national-findings/use-and-interest-integrative-medicine-strategies

https://www.beinsports.com/en-us/american-football/articles/how-many-people-will-watch-super-bowl-lx-2026-02-06

Tom Brady – https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

The Hidden Power of Patient Testimonials in Chiropractic and Healthcare that Go Beyond Marketing

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women healthier and pain free after chiropracticIn this newsletter I was going to show you some neat tricks to improve team accountability. Accountability is a powerful and positive trigger that drives excellent practice performance.

But something happened just before I started the article.

I received a patient success review from a doctor we work with.

It read it and…WOW! What a success! What a Win! (It is below!)

And I thought – boy, this is really good for marketing. But reviews like this also have other practical uses in your practice that may be overlooked.

Mostly, these are marketing tools—patients give reviews to let the community know what you do. They’re legit and one of the absolute best methods to sell your services. I’m sure when you buy products on Amazon, you look at the reviews. Right?

But patient reviews have 2 other very powerful benefits that may be overlooked.

Two Hidden Benefits of Reviews in Your Chiropractic Practice

First, they reinforce wins for your patients. A patient comes in barely able to move. You adjust them. They get better. And then—they start to forget how bad it was. It’s human nature. We adapt to our new normal fast. Or their wins come on so gradually they don’t even notice the change.

When patients write their reviews, they reconnect with where they were and recognize where they are now. That testimonial becomes their documented “why” — why they’re investing in care and why they’ll stick with their treatment plan.

Second, patient reviews keep the WHY in mind for you and your team.

The daily demands and deadlines that are required working in a practice, for the chiropractor and staff, can bury the reason you work in this profession: to help people heal.

Reading chiropractic patient testimonials reconnects you and your fellow team members to your purpose and the purpose of the office. When Mrs. Johnson writes about finally holding her grandson without pain, or the athlete describes returning to their sport—that’s not marketing copy. That’s meaning. That’s impact.

That is the essence of health care.

The Joy of Practice

If you can stay connected to the wins of your patients, I think you’ll find that practice stressors, or “onset burnout,” will start to melt away.

So,

Keep generating patient reviews. And if you aren’t, do so.

Get them posted so your community can see what you do: website, social media, Google Business profile, and your newsletters.

Read them. At weekly team meetings, staff and doctors can take turns reading one or two patient successes. I have seen patients how up at team meetings and at spinal care classes to talk about their wins!

Patient testimonials aren’t just marketing assets. They’re memory landmarks for patients who might take their wins for granted.

They’re purpose statements that remind the entire team what you all are really doing there. They’re the antidote to the sometimes-dreary aspects of practice management.

So yes, get the reviews for marketing. But also share them with each other. Let them be the thing that brings everyone back to why you all do this work.

And stay driven to enjoy the wins,

Ed

The public patient review I just read.:

Doctor Max is an absolute miracle worker. He is the best. I went to him a month ago basically as a last resort. I had tried everything else, and I mean everything. When I went to see him, I could barely walk. I had to use a cane. Getting in and out of vehicles was soooo very painful. I had sciatic pain, lower back and hip pain and could not bend my knee at all. Regular doctors told I would need a knee replacement. Nope..,not doing that. Doctor Max took X-rays of back, neck, hip and knee. Immediately he had a course of treatment. Now, after 1 month of treatments, 3 times a week, the change is a true miracle. I feel like a new woman (and that is tough to do at 80 years old LOL). I’m still going in for treatments to continue healing to make sure my body stays in great condition. I am convinced, if I had not found Doctor Max I would be in terrible shape and facing a knee replacement I did not need to have. Not only is Doctor Max great, but his staff is wonderful.” Cindy B

Kickstarting Your Patient’s Health and Their Referrals In Chiropractic and Healthcare Practices

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A healthy start for 2026 in your chiropractic practice

Now is a perfect time to connect with all your active and inactive patients.

If you haven’t yet, compliment them for working on improving their health last year. Express your gratitude for trusting you with their health.

Then, as their Health and Wellness Coach, encourage them to set some health goals for the first quarter of the year.

You can be a little forward about it…you want them to win! Patients appreciate chiropractors and other doctors who genuinely care about their results.

You can also encourage them to invite their family and friends in to see you if they’re dealing with back pain, headaches, or other conditions you can help with.

Below is a sample coupon you can personalize then use or modify to suit your situation.

Wishing you, too, a healthy start to your New Year — in business and in life!

Ed

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2026 “HEALTHY START” COUPON

We want to help you start your year off as healthy as possible. Use this coupon:

  1. If you are active on your chiropractic program, bring this coupon in to enter a drawing for a [healthy gift, which could be a gift certificate to a local health food store, restaurant, yoga studio, sky-diving, etc.]

  2. If you haven’t been in for a while, bring this in for a free update exam and x-ray if needed.

  3. If you know someone who might benefit from chiropractic care, give them this coupon for a consultation, exam, x-ray if needed, and report of findings for $25 as your guest.

Leaders Like You – in Chiropractic and Healthcare Practices

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Doctors and team members of Excel Chiropractic, Lake Geneva, WI

Empowering Others in Chiropractic Healthcare Practice

You are a leader.

You may not consider yourself a leader. But you are. So is everyone on your team.

Not only by the service you provide, but by the example you set.

What is leadership? Let’s take a look to see if you fit:

  • “Leadership is not about who you are or where you sit. It’s about what you do to make a difference in the lives of others.” — Jim Kouzes & Barry Posner, The Leadership Challenge
  • “Leadership is not about being in charge. It is about taking care of those in your charge.” — Simon Sinek
  • “Leaders become great, not because of their power, but because of their ability to empower others.” — John C. Maxwell

I think you’ll have to agree, both you and your team are leaders. Servant leaders in chiropractic and your healthcare practice.

But, as you know, leadership is tough. It isn’t easy.

But you did it in 2025.

You helped others in big ways and small, regardless of your role.

It is possible, quite likely in fact, that you may not have acknowledged the vital role you and your teammates played in the wellbeing of others last year.

Why not? Well (lol) … because of all the #@#% that occurs when trying to get things done. The list can go on and on… there is so much noise and changes that occur in practice that sometimes it is difficult to see the road we are on.

But, you made it through another year. And in your wake, people are better.

All of us at Petty, Michel and Associates are proud to work with you. We appreciate your struggles and celebrate your wins as independent health care leaders!

In this New Year, stay true to you purpose and your role as the servant leader that you are – and your path to your goals in 2026 will be straighter and more certain.

“We never know how far reaching something we may think,
say or do today will affect the lives of millions tomorrow.”
B.J. Palmer’s 1949 book The Bigness of the Fellow Within

Ed Petty

Pain is the Last to Show and the First to Go in Chiropractic Healthcare

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Previously published on The Goal Driven Business

pain level of a subluxation

An Important Chiropractic Patient Education Tip

I recently visited a highly successful practice that had its usual issues and wanted to expand to the “next level.”

What did they need? More marketing, more staff training, more associates!

Sure.

But they also needed to tend to the basics, and here is one that is simple but easily overlooked:

Chiropractic Patient Understanding of Symptoms

I learned this early on: subluxations and other dysfunctions of the spine and joints can be present long before pain or other symptoms show up.

Finally, the individual drags themselves in to see you, and you begin care. After a few visits, the pain subsides. Yahoo!

Are they fixed? Probably not.

They have moved from acute care to corrective care. (You may call it something different, but the idea is the same.)

Your patient may not be familiar with this distinction. Hence, the report of findings and the importance of future patient education.

“How are You Feeling?”

So it was with some dismay that, visiting this office with excellent doctors, I kept overhearing them greet the patients with “how are you feeling?”

What!! What did you say?

Nooo!

Patient thinks, “Hey, I’m feeling pretty good. No need to come in anymore. Bye!”

Two months later, they hobble back in: “Doc, I have the same problem.”

So, what should you say? You want to be nice and show interest. You do care, and would like an update, right? So what do you say?

Just be genuinely interested and ask them how they are doin’? Or better, try these:

  • “How are you moving this week?
  • “What improvements have you noticed?”

I am not a doctor and would not presume to suggest care procedures. But this is a matter of patient education, marketing, and business development.

You want to improve their function, structure, and health. Maybe their mindset as well.

And of course, you want them pain-free.

Just remember that pain shows up last, and usually leaves before your work is done.

Get this on your chiropractic and healthcare patient care checklist and for a reminder, review it often. I bet you’ll see an improvement in outcomes and retention. Even a 10% increase in patient retention can significantly impact your practice outcomes and bottom line.

If your goal for your patients includes pain relief AND better function, this can help.

Stay Goal Driven,

Ed

2025- Health Never Takes a Holiday – Complimentary Posters

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health never takes a holiday signature promotion for december in chiropractic offices

Health Never Takes a Holiday is our signature holiday post for many years.  It has proven to be very helpful for many offices to keep their patients on schedule during the holiday hustle and bustle.

For this program we offer free downloads of posters and tent posters you can use in the office to remind patients that we believe “Health Never Takes a Holiday” and it’s important to keep their schedule of care to stay well.

Please visit https://www.goaldriven.com/post/health-never-takes-a-holiday-in-chiropractic for this year’s complimentary posters.

Keep Hope Alive in Chiropractic and Healthcare Offices

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two young teens visiting an older gentleman with thanksgiving dinner.

A Message from the “Head Office” ?

Early Thursday morning, I drove to a suburban high school with two of my grandkids. We were participating with others involved with a service organization called Community Projects for Seniors here in Milwaukee.

When we pulled into the expansive parking lot, we saw hundreds of cars and people driving through designated stations, receiving boxes of hot Thanksgiving dinners to deliver to seniors across Southeast Wisconsin.

The loading was well organized and ran smoothly, despite everyone being volunteers. Everyone looked to be having a good time, smiling and high-fiving in the early morning, freezing temperatures!

The two grandkids and I delivered 51 meals to residences in a low-income section of Milwaukee. It was a good experience for them, knocking on apartment doors, wishing seniors a happy Thanksgiving, and sometimes offering short expressions of care and interest or best wishes for the Packers (professional football team) later in the day.

As we were getting to the end of our route, a senior gentleman, must have been 6′ 4″ or more, after accepting the meal, looked dead at my grandkids and said, “Keep Hope Alive.”

Keep Hope Alive

“Keep Hope Alive” was a phrase Rev. Jesse Jackson often used when he ran for president in 1988. Jackson participated in the Selma marches in 1965 and became a close aide to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

The Selma marches included Bloody Sunday, when 600 unarmed peaceful civil rights protesters were violently attacked and beaten, some unconscious, by state troopers in March of 1965 in Selma. The Voting Rights Act of 1965 was signed into law by President Johnson, guaranteeing the right to vote for African-Americans, especially in the South.

But here we are in 2025. What did this resident mean when he said “Keep Hope Alive” as he accepted the Thanksgiving dinner? Why did he say it to two suburban kids this Thanksgiving?

Unlike most of the other people we handed dinners to, he was the most cheerful. Perhaps, for him, an elder and certainly not well-off, he had hopes for a better future.

A better future for himself — and maybe for others.

Keep Goals for Your Chiropractic and Healthcare Practice Alive

The word “hope” is defined as the feeling of trust that something wished for can or will happen. The derivation of the word “hope” traces back to Old English “hopian,” meaning to expect, or look forward with confidence in a positive outcome.

Hope is more than just wishing… it is expecting what you want will happen.

Kinda sounds like a goal, doesn’t it?

You know, you can receive messages that are meant for you – from others.

Someone I know calls these “Memo’s from the Head Office!”

I think that, for me, the “message” from the senior gentleman was that any hope, or goal, for a better future must be actively kept alive.

That means, your dreams and goals for the New Year, including your chiropractic and healthcare practice, can’t be made and then parked.

They need to be kept alive.

Maybe his message was meant — for you too!

😊

Keep Hope — and Your Goals — Alive.

Ed

How the Gratitude Attitude Helps Healing in Your Chiropractic and Healthcare Practice

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The Gratitude Attitude: Proven to Speed Healing and Grow Chiropractic and Healthcare Practices

I don’t know about you, but I just like saying…” Gratitude…Attitude.”

There are plenty of studies on this subject – how just being grateful can improve health outcomes.

Here are just a few highlights:

  • Fewer aches and overall better health – Grateful people report less pain and are more likely to take care of themselves (exercise, regular checkups, etc.) (Emmons & McCullough, 2003 – UC Davis. My old alma mater!)
  • Heart failure patients who kept a gratitude journal for 8 weeks showed reduced inflammation, better heart-rate variability, and improved sleep (UC San Diego, 2015)
  • Lower blood pressure in grateful individuals (Teixeira et al., 2024)
  • Reduced depression and anxiety (Seligman et al., 2005)
  • Better sleep quality (Wood et al., 2009)
  • Improved diabetes management (multiple studies, 2010s–2020s)
  • Stronger immune function (University of Utah & others, 2003–2021)

The list can go on and on.

Two Simple Ways To Use This In Your Practice Right Now

  1. With patients – At the end of a visit, ask your chiropractic and healthcare patients to name 3 things they’re grateful for today (family, a sunny day, the fact they can walk into your office, etc.). Studies show this tiny habit alone can accelerate their healing.
  2. With your team – End your next team meeting by going around the room: everyone shares one thing they’re grateful for in the practice. I have seen this done, and the practice has grown as a result!

The benefits of gratitude may seem obvious and something we already know, but they can be easily overlooked. We focus on our daily challenges and can take for granted the people who support us, and who have done so in the past.

Faced with patient and practice demands, we can under-appreciate the opportunity we have to live an extraordinary life helping others.

So it is good to take time – right now — to give thanks.

Best wishes to you this week, wherever you are.

All of us at Petty Michel & Associates are truly grateful for you – and all you do to make the world and your community a better place!

Sincerely,

Ed

P.S. (On the other hand, you have to be careful!- You know you’ve overdone the Gratitude Attitude when you stub your toe and automatically think, “I’m so grateful I have toes to stub! And a chair to stub them on! And nerve endings that let me feel pain! Pain is a gift. This is so much amazing!” Ha-Ha! A little humor for ya! 🙂

More P.S. Here’s an old-fashioned poem:

Thanksgiving (Edgar Guest 1881 – 1959)

Gettin’ together to smile an’ rejoice,
An’ eatin’ an’ laughin’ with folks of your choice;
An’ kissin’ the girls an’ declarin’ that they
Are growin’ more beautiful day after day;
Chattin’ an’ braggin’ a bit with the men,
Buildin’ the old family circle again;
Livin’ the wholesome an’ old-fashioned cheer,
Just for awhile at the end of the year.

Greetings fly fast as we crowd through the door
And under the old roof we gather once more
Just as we did when the youngsters were small;
Mother’s a little bit grayer, that’s all.
Father’s a little bit older, but still
Ready to romp an’ to laugh with a will.
Here we are back at the table again
Tellin’ our stories as women an’ men.

(The rest of the poem.)