{"id":1713,"date":"2011-10-05T14:02:01","date_gmt":"2011-10-05T19:02:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/?p=1713"},"modified":"2011-10-10T07:49:48","modified_gmt":"2011-10-10T12:49:48","slug":"remember-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/remember-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Chiropractic Patient Service"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">Remember Me?<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;m the fellow, who goes into a restaurant,<br \/>\nsits down patiently and waits while the<br \/>\nwaitresses do everything but take my order.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;m the fellow who goes into a department<br \/>\nStore and stands quietly while the sales<br \/>\nClerks finish their little chit-chat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;m the man who drives into a petrol<br \/>\nStation and never blows his horn, but waits<br \/>\nPatiently while the attendant finishes<br \/>\nReading his comic book.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yes, you might say I&#8217;m a good guy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But do you know who else I am?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;m the fellow who never comes back, and<br \/>\nIt amuses me to see you spending<br \/>\nThousands of dollars every year to get me<br \/>\nBack when I was there in the first place&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd all you had to do was show me a little courtesy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">~Author unknown<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Remember-Me.pdf\">Printable Version<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember Me? I&#8217;m the fellow, who goes into a restaurant, sits down patiently and waits while the waitresses do everything but take my order. I&#8217;m the fellow who goes into a department Store and stands quietly while the sales Clerks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/remember-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,8,15],"tags":[357,174,175,359],"class_list":["post-1713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chiropractic-marketing","category-chiropractic-success","category-practice-management","tag-chiropractic-marketing","tag-chiropractic-patient-retention","tag-chiropractic-patient-service","tag-marketing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1713"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1724,"href":"https:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713\/revisions\/1724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pmaworks.com\/observations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}